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FOOLYWANG MATERIAL: "Celebrity Protector" Quween

May 28 | by Natasha

So the celebrity stalking homeless lady who's always popping up in celebs' paparazzi shots in L.A. finally landed a job. Well apparently her name is "Quween." The folks over at Funny or Die have labeled her the "Celebrity Protector" since she tends to harass celebs for money--all in exchange for getting them through the mounds of paparazzi in the streets of L.A. Even if they never asked for or wanted her help. Why oh why is this semi-real commercial one of the funniest yet saddest things I've seen in a minute? Check it. And for back reference, we just talked about this chick on this post.
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Lmao!! That lady is so

Lmao!! That lady is so serious too
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by beautifuldaidreamer
10:05 pm - May 28, '09

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Kontagiousone
10:05 pm - May 28, '09

WOW?! But was she really

WOW?! But was she really homeless? If she was, then honestly I am happy she is getting money for her pockets. I can't knock her hustle.
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by PrettyDeuce
10:06 pm - May 28, '09

SHE'S NOT PLAYIN FOR

SHE'S NOT PLAYIN FOR REAL....lol
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by LOL
10:09 pm - May 28, '09

LMFAO!!! Pah-sah-rahzi!!!!!

LMFAO!!! Pah-sah-rahzi!!!!! wth, you can not be this serious!!!!!
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by Hell
10:09 pm - May 28, '09

I can't breathe!! "Hell naw,

I can't breathe!! "Hell naw, letters and words! Hell naw!" I hope she got paid...
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by beautifuldaidreamer
10:09 pm - May 28, '09

Coonery at its finest..this

Coonery at its finest..this isn't funny
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by sitdown
10:13 pm - May 28, '09

chick needs to use that lil

chick needs to use that lil money and get her a bra!
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by jadore
10:14 pm - May 28, '09

lmfaooooooooooo frankie about

lmfaooooooooooo frankie about to get a run for her money
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by miso/Bitch Goddess= throwing slippers at spams the revolutio
10:16 pm - May 28, '09

This joint is too hilarious!

This joint is too hilarious! I'm in tears! I'm...I'm...I'm __________________FLATLINING__________________
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by OverTheTop
10:17 pm - May 28, '09

FRANKIE come get y

FRANKIE come get y COUSIN!!! LMAO @ THIS HOT ASS MESS ___________________________________________________
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by YUP!!!
10:18 pm - May 28, '09

I just can't.

I just can't.
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by SickaDisMess
10:18 pm - May 28, '09

That ish was too funny!! I

That ish was too funny!! I can't stop crying!
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by Day N Nite
10:22 pm - May 28, '09

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! dat getup she

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! dat getup she got can be her uniform. hell we in a recession yall betta get like her n get on ya hustla. n e way u can get paid.
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by caliluv
10:23 pm - May 28, '09

This looks like a skit from

This looks like a skit from the Dave Chapelle show....
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by never leave a post but here it goes....
10:23 pm - May 28, '09

Only in America

Only in America
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by malcolm
10:23 pm - May 28, '09

Yes that is Frankie's long

Yes that is Frankie's long lost sister!! I am dead laughing at this ish!!! lmao Ummmm all I can say is she better get a check and in a couple of weeks she better at least have her a bra and a lacefront!!! Something
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by NO HATE!!!
10:25 pm - May 28, '09

"Queen on the Scene" is what

"Queen on the Scene" is what TMZ calls her and she is so damn serious.
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by TP
10:26 pm - May 28, '09

jadore: chick needs to use

jadore: chick needs to use that lil money and get her a bra!
Hot damn! LMAO
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by BrooklynBish
10:26 pm - May 28, '09

you know what- i dont think

you know what- i dont think its funny-it actually hurt my heart-as black people-to me white folks making fun of her-like they used to do in the past and had us dress like monkeys... so hell no its not funny-i find it wrong they did this. seriously-i know it was her choice-but come on..she can work for her money-but i wish in a better way!!! smdh
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by who cares
10:27 pm - May 28, '09

WOW......"Passarassi

WOW......"Passarassi People".......LMAO Frankie better watch her back she has some stiff competition now....
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by Maya
10:27 pm - May 28, '09

i cant believe dat jus

i cant believe dat jus happened in real life. ____________________________________________yep...im dead
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by caliluv
10:28 pm - May 28, '09

Hell: LMFAO!!!

Hell: LMFAO!!! Pah-sah-rahzi!!!!! wth, you can not be this serious!!!!!
Ahahahahahaha! she said "pushin' pass pap-sa-rawci!" Lady, plz don't kill me, LOL!
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by J got..
10:29 pm - May 28, '09

They are about to exploit the

They are about to exploit the hell out of this lady and the sad part is, she is about to let them.
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by LadyA
10:37 pm - May 28, '09

AHAHA im still laughin! "

AHAHA im still laughin! " I'LL BLOWIN THAT SHIT FUCKIN UP" can this bitch even speak!!! NOTICE HOW she got on a money scarf on her head! BITCH U KNOW U AINT GOT NO MONEY!
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by YUP!!!
10:39 pm - May 28, '09

jadore: chick needs to use

jadore: chick needs to use that lil money and get her a bra!
lol
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by Mamma Mia-I am learning the EGO dance routine
10:43 pm - May 28, '09

LMAO.. I'm not sure if I

LMAO.. I'm not sure if I should have been as entertained as I was by this, but that was hilarious
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by ~GhettoGossipGirl~
10:46 pm - May 28, '09

LadyA: They are about to

LadyA: They are about to exploit the hell out of this lady and the sad part is, she is about to let them.
don't nobody can exploit you. this aint slavery no more! bitch exploits her goddamn self by axin money for things she be doin without people axin her!
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by lola
10:46 pm - May 28, '09

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This ish just brightened my day, I swear!
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by Summerbaby8
10:47 pm - May 28, '09

~GhettoGossipGirl~: LMAO..

~GhettoGossipGirl~: LMAO.. I’m not sure if I should have been as entertained as I was by this, but that was hilarious
You are so right, but this is hella funny.
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by Summerbaby8
10:48 pm - May 28, '09

Hell: LMFAO!!!

Hell: LMFAO!!! Pah-sah-rahzi!!!!! wth, you can not be this serious!!!!!
I heard that too!!!!!! PAHSS-PAH-RAH-SEE, Lahdamercy, hilarious!
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by MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1 Stan
10:51 pm - May 28, '09

lola: don’t nobody can

lola: don’t nobody can exploit you. this aint slavery no more! bitch exploits her goddamn self by axin money for things she be doin without people axin her!
damn you "be" needing a spell check
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by echo
10:51 pm - May 28, '09

Maya: WOW……”Passarassi

Maya: WOW……”Passarassi People”…….LMAOFrankie better her back she has some stiff competition now….
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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by MRS les923 ELBA ~ Obama's #1 Stan
10:52 pm - May 28, '09

echo: damn you “be” needing

echo: damn you “be” needing a spell check
and a grammar check
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by echo
10:55 pm - May 28, '09

5 NEW BLACK EYED PEAS

5 NEW BLACK EYED PEAS TRACKS!!! Click on my name (Mileka) to listen/download!!!
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by Mileka
11:04 pm - May 28, '09

She reminds me of this

She reminds me of this crackhead that asked me for some money one day when I came out of the gas station.... I told her no...and she called me a "broke bitch"!!!! WTF....
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by vegas chick
11:06 pm - May 28, '09

Sham...Effing...Wow...!

Sham...Effing...Wow...!
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by JESUS BE A FENCE AND A CRITICAL FRIEND TO IG'NANT KNEEGROWS
11:17 pm - May 28, '09

I am very disappointed the

I am very disappointed the blogger of this website chose to continue the clear exploitation of this BLACK woman. I did not find this funny or entertaining in the slightest, it's actually kind of sad someone would take the time to fail at attempting to make a joke of a woman who is clearly allowing herself to be exploited, it's actually quite offensive. I also found the post to be hypocritical considering the blogger of this site chooses to post her blogs, no matter how intrusive the topic may be, about the lives of people who are famous. Just because an exploitative video was made about this woman doesn't make it okay or cool for this site to join in on the lunacy.
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by The crazy world we live in
11:20 pm - May 28, '09

where is her other earring?

where is her other earring?
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by angel
11:28 pm - May 28, '09

vegas chick: She reminds me

vegas chick: She reminds me of this crackhead that asked me for some money one day when I came out of the gas station….I told her no…and she called me a “broke bitch”!!!!WTF….
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ pasasarasi is too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haahahahhahahhahahhahhaaaa
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by Candy
11:31 pm - May 28, '09

angel: where is her other

angel: where is her other earring?
That is the least of her worries....
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by Kinny B
11:33 pm - May 28, '09

Let's pray y'all...

Let's pray y'all...
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by Shawty
11:45 pm - May 28, '09

this was funny as he11!! and

this was funny as he11!! and some of you people need to chill out and stop trying to find fault in everything. this lady is a crackhead and is probably going to continue to be on crack whether or not she's on camera so we might as well get some kind of entertainment out of it. now, if i had a choice i wouldn't want her to be a crack head but as rick james once said "cocaine is a he11 of a drug" and i'm sure crack is every worse so she is done for. so let us get us get a little laugh and hopefully the people at funnyordie or putting a little change in her pocket. and if after reading this you still disagree with me and think that what is happening to this lady is wrong then why don't you get your a55 up from the computer, 'cause it's so easy to complain about sh1t behind a computer screen, and go find this lady, move her into your house, and help her get clean otherwise shut the he11 up!!!
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by IT'S FUNNY
11:57 pm - May 28, '09

err if she is homeless I

err if she is homeless I guess she logs on the computer to check her email from the local library?
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by Jazzy*J
12:19 am - May 29, '09

Quween remind me of my

Quween remind me of my lesbian aunt, Uncle Bridgette
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by MUAH
12:21 am - May 29, '09

MUAH: Quween remind me of

MUAH: Quween remind me of my lesbian aunt, Uncle Bridgette
That was funnii as hell..i rarely "laugh out loud" in a literal sense on these blogs, but Uncle Bridgette wuz funnii as hell! lol
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by Twitter.com/DamnSheBad
12:32 am - May 29, '09

lola: don’t nobody can

lola: don’t nobody can exploit you. this aint slavery no more! bitch exploits her goddamn self by axin money for things she be doin without people axin her!
Quween, is that you girl?
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by Next!
12:35 am - May 29, '09

OMG...it's funny and

OMG...it's funny and sad...IDK if I should laught though...but, at least she got a job. I hope they paying her...
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by douebabie
12:37 am - May 29, '09

LAUGH...maybe not!

LAUGH...maybe not!
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by douebabie
12:38 am - May 29, '09

@ IT"S FUNNY "this lady is

@ IT"S FUNNY "this lady is a crackhead and is probably going to continue to be on crack whether or not she’s on camera so we might as well get some kind of entertainment out of it." WTF???????? Are you serious? You sound like a frickin retard! I hope you don't got nan one crackhead in your family, stupid bitch.
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by GlamGirl
12:50 am - May 29, '09

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